you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
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Friday, May 27, 2005
Which Happy Bunny Are You?
you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by
Thursday, May 19, 2005
I'm gonna try this tactic on my next application....
McDONALD'S JOB APPLICATION
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Blame Mushi...through Barb....
| You Are 21 Years Old |
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
What Age Do You Act?
Friday, May 13, 2005
The Perfect Day - Alice N. Persons
The Perfect Day
You wake with
no aches
in the arms
of your beloved
to the smell of fresh coffee
you eat a giant breakfast
with no thought
of carbs
there is time to read
with a purring cat on your lap
later you walk by the ocean
with your dog
on this cut crystal day
your favorite music and the sun
fill the house
a short delicious nap
under a fleece throw
comes later
and the phone doesn't ring
at dusk you roast a chicken,
bake bread, make an exquisite
chocolate cake
for some friends
you've been missing
someone brings you an
unexpected present
and the wine is just right with the food
after a wonderful party
you sink into sleep
in a clean nightgown
in fresh sheets
your sweetheart doesn't snore
and in your dreams
and old piece of sadness
lifts away
You wake with
no aches
in the arms
of your beloved
to the smell of fresh coffee
you eat a giant breakfast
with no thought
of carbs
there is time to read
with a purring cat on your lap
later you walk by the ocean
with your dog
on this cut crystal day
your favorite music and the sun
fill the house
a short delicious nap
under a fleece throw
comes later
and the phone doesn't ring
at dusk you roast a chicken,
bake bread, make an exquisite
chocolate cake
for some friends
you've been missing
someone brings you an
unexpected present
and the wine is just right with the food
after a wonderful party
you sink into sleep
in a clean nightgown
in fresh sheets
your sweetheart doesn't snore
and in your dreams
and old piece of sadness
lifts away
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
And some more things about me
You are Betty GrableThe ulitmate girl next doorYou're the perfect girl for most guysPretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.What Famous Pinup Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
You Are the Girl Next Door!You're caring, warm, and the girl that nice guys want to marry.Uncomplicated and simple, you've got an easy going attitude guys love.But this doesn't mean you're dull - far from it!You're a great conversationalist, and you're an expert at living the good life.What Kind of Girl Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
Your Scent is LemonVivacious, tangy, and livelyYou are one gigantic ball of energy! What Scent Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
Your Inner Muse is ThaliaYou are most like this playful muse of comedy.Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic. You make people laugh until their sides split. And you're always up for some play time! What Muse Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
Your Gemstone is TopazComforting, considerate, and stable.You are down to earth and grounded. What Gemstone Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
Your Aura is BlueYour Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone. Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What Color Is Your Aura? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
This will come as no surprise.
You Have Your PhD in MenYou understand men almost better than anyone.You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful. How Well Do You Understand Men? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
Monday, May 02, 2005
How Well Do You Know Me??
1. What time did you get up this morning?
Well, the alarm went off at quarter to seven, but it seems that I did not actually get up until about twenty after...
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
4. What is your favorite TV show?
X-Files. All time favorite!
5. What did you have for breakfast?
I'm sure this will be no surprise, but I didn't go grocery shopping, and therefore am out of bagels. And I was running too late to stop somewhere. So, the short answer is coffee. God bless my employer that keeps us in free caffeine!
6. What is your middle name?
Elizabeth.
7. Favorite cuisine?
Anything but seafood. And no, I'm not allergic - I just don't like it.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Mint. Seafood.
9. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Oh, man...do I have to choose? Cinnamon. Toasted almond fudge. Pretty much anything at GOC or Joe's....
10. What is your favorite CD at the Moment?
Wild Colonial Bhoys: Graffiti on the Wall
11. Favorite Sandwich?
Bacon, havarti and HP on pita. Oh, or ham and pepper jack with pickles. Or corned beef, toasted, with swiss cheese. Maybe I *should* have picked something up for breakfast....
12. What kind of car do you drive?
Crunchy: 2002 Toyota Rav4. Currently looking for a new home, if anyone would like to take him in (for a price).
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Closed-mindedness. (Is that a word? It is now!)
14. Favorite item of clothing?
My Emily t-shirt and black sweatshirt. With jeans and sneakers. Which I am wearing today because it is so bloody cold out!
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Ireland, baby, Ireland.
16. What color is your bathroom?
Uh...white? I'm not usually awake enough to notice.
17 Favorite brand of clothing?
Brands? What??
18. Where would you like to retire?
Where ever the people I love are.
19. Favorite time of day?
Late evening. Or Sunday mornings.
20. What was your most memorable birthday?
30th. You know, what with getting older, I have to go with the most recent one. :) Actually, it was fantastic....my friends got together to throw me a day that was all about me!
21. Where were you born?
Oakland, CA
22. Favorite sport to watch?'
Curling. :) Basketball, baseball....better live. And I seem to remember liking hockey....
23. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
Dave. And I always say that just so that he will. :P
24. Person you expect to send it back first?
I'd say Shaggs, cause I bet that she got it from Liz, and she is responding to it now!
25. What fabric detergent do you use?
Uh...whatever smelled good in the store. When I remember to use it. Or whatever my parents have at their house.
26. When is your birthday?
April 7th.
27.Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night, night, night. Hate the mornings.
28. What is your shoe size?
10 or so. My parents used to rent me out to help contain forest fires.
29. What did you want to be when you were little?
A teacher.
30. What field are you in now?
Medical insurance broker. How'd that happen!?!
Well, the alarm went off at quarter to seven, but it seems that I did not actually get up until about twenty after...
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Diamonds.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
4. What is your favorite TV show?
X-Files. All time favorite!
5. What did you have for breakfast?
I'm sure this will be no surprise, but I didn't go grocery shopping, and therefore am out of bagels. And I was running too late to stop somewhere. So, the short answer is coffee. God bless my employer that keeps us in free caffeine!
6. What is your middle name?
Elizabeth.
7. Favorite cuisine?
Anything but seafood. And no, I'm not allergic - I just don't like it.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Mint. Seafood.
9. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Oh, man...do I have to choose? Cinnamon. Toasted almond fudge. Pretty much anything at GOC or Joe's....
10. What is your favorite CD at the Moment?
Wild Colonial Bhoys: Graffiti on the Wall
11. Favorite Sandwich?
Bacon, havarti and HP on pita. Oh, or ham and pepper jack with pickles. Or corned beef, toasted, with swiss cheese. Maybe I *should* have picked something up for breakfast....
12. What kind of car do you drive?
Crunchy: 2002 Toyota Rav4. Currently looking for a new home, if anyone would like to take him in (for a price).
13. What characteristic do you despise?
Closed-mindedness. (Is that a word? It is now!)
14. Favorite item of clothing?
My Emily t-shirt and black sweatshirt. With jeans and sneakers. Which I am wearing today because it is so bloody cold out!
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Ireland, baby, Ireland.
16. What color is your bathroom?
Uh...white? I'm not usually awake enough to notice.
17 Favorite brand of clothing?
Brands? What??
18. Where would you like to retire?
Where ever the people I love are.
19. Favorite time of day?
Late evening. Or Sunday mornings.
20. What was your most memorable birthday?
30th. You know, what with getting older, I have to go with the most recent one. :) Actually, it was fantastic....my friends got together to throw me a day that was all about me!
21. Where were you born?
Oakland, CA
22. Favorite sport to watch?'
Curling. :) Basketball, baseball....better live. And I seem to remember liking hockey....
23. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
Dave. And I always say that just so that he will. :P
24. Person you expect to send it back first?
I'd say Shaggs, cause I bet that she got it from Liz, and she is responding to it now!
25. What fabric detergent do you use?
Uh...whatever smelled good in the store. When I remember to use it. Or whatever my parents have at their house.
26. When is your birthday?
April 7th.
27.Are you a morning person or a night person?
Night, night, night. Hate the mornings.
28. What is your shoe size?
10 or so. My parents used to rent me out to help contain forest fires.
29. What did you want to be when you were little?
A teacher.
30. What field are you in now?
Medical insurance broker. How'd that happen!?!
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